Kenny B. Loggins

R.I.P.

2009-07-13T14:42:00.001-07:00

Honestly...

2008-05-26T02:09:00.004-07:00

Earlier today I decided to give up the internet for life. So, I figured for old times sake I'd scour the www-dots for one more gem to watch before I unplugged the guy who lives above me's proverbial wireless plug. Then I found this video. Whoever synched up this vid absolutely owns the stoner who did the Wizard of Oz thing.

P.S. Internet, I need you inside me.

Oh, also my best friend Noah was in the NY Times on Sunday. Here is the link. Check the multimedia part too!

Holy Fucking Shit!

2008-05-24T02:40:00.002-07:00

Weezer - "Pork & Beans"

For anyone who regularly attends this bloggertation, or has ever used the internet, this music video could potentially satisfy you:

Zach Galifianakis at Ohio State

2008-05-20T13:24:00.000-07:00

Pretty Unreal

2008-05-20T03:12:00.001-07:00

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

SNL/Ricky Gervais

2008-05-19T02:24:00.001-07:00

from david cho's blog:

New Kids On The Block...

2008-05-17T01:54:00.001-07:00

...back in action.

No biggie:

(P.S. Its just as good as you'd think it'd be.)

Some pictures...

2008-05-13T01:32:00.014-07:00

If you don't like John Mayer....

2008-05-13T01:22:00.000-07:00

Now you do:

Sure

2008-05-12T00:06:00.001-07:00

Bomb Threat from Amir on Vimeo.

Absolutely

2008-05-12T00:01:00.001-07:00

Uh huh

2008-05-12T00:00:00.001-07:00

Yes

2008-05-11T23:59:00.001-07:00

Wowowowowowow

2008-05-06T11:50:00.001-07:00

Beautiful

2008-05-06T10:37:00.000-07:00

Very awesome

2008-04-24T23:21:00.000-07:00

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Aldous Snow

2008-04-24T23:02:00.002-07:00

I think this is really funny:

Love it.

2008-04-24T00:05:00.002-07:00

American League batting leaders as of today:

Also, this is a wonderful video:

Apparently, it does matter.

2008-04-16T09:33:00.004-07:00

I spent my morning reviewing some old sitcom themes (Obv).

Like Family Matters:

Even better, the comments thread underneath the video (It is strongly recommended that you read from the bottom up):

I think I might have to make more of these posts.

Wiig is the new Radner

2008-04-14T15:19:00.004-07:00

Jake & Amir

2008-04-12T10:06:00.001-07:00

These two kids work at College Humor and make hilarious 1-minute office videos. Here is one of my favorites:

Phone Call from Amir on Vimeo.

jakeandamir.com

Nelly (the rapper...not my childhood dog)

2008-04-02T21:23:00.004-07:00

OMG! St. Louis: Here we are in "The Lou." We went to the Cardinal's game tonight, it was cool I guess. New baseball parks are essentially malls with infields. This is awesome if you're fat and from The Lou. Regardless, we know what you're thinking and YES we listened to Nelly upon driving into the city. Coincidence? I think not. Anypoop, things are pretty sweet. We went to the Arch today. Jeff insists it is technically some type of parabola. Basically, St. Louis (according to Jeff) is the "parabola to the west." We ate BBQ in Kansas City earlier today. You could liken this to getting "lucky" in a whorehouse. Shit was ace. Judging by the autographed pictures on the wall, I support Jimmy Carter circa 1980. The man understands fiscal responsibility AND the pulled pork. Uhm... So I guess I should give you a YouTube, huh? Here you go:

No Dorothy, we actually are...

2008-04-01T23:47:00.004-07:00

I'm currently in a Day's Inn in Hays, Kansas. If you Google "hays kansas" it says "did you mean: not hays kansas?" Though let me tell you, Hays is amazing this time of year. My friend Jeff and I naturally ate at Applebees and obviously got boneless buffalo wings. You order boneless wings in the midwest, its just what you do. You meet the bartender, he tells you that Wal-Mart is fun after a few beers. From there, you obviously head to Wal-Mart and buy your own WWF "unanimous" title-belt (There were several unanimous title-belts for sale there which seems a bit of a faux pas to me). Anyways, I'm just saying... You go to Applebees then Wal-Mart when you're in the midwest: Its just what you do. Another thing, upon checking in the motel the woman at the desk said, and this isn't a joke "Would you like a smoking room or a non-smoking room?" to which Jeff replied "Smoking...I guess" and she replied "Well, we are a non-smoking Day's Inn so we can't help you there." Anyways, 227 is an amazing room and this video is pretty ace too:

Weird

2008-03-30T22:18:00.003-07:00

Star Wars according to a 3 year old...

2008-03-28T02:32:00.004-07:00

I was told my last post was old news. In order to exemplify that I have some of the freshest YouTube sensibilities, I offer you this. This kid is so dominant. If you haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies, you're in luck. All you need is this:

How many can you take?

2008-03-27T11:19:00.006-07:00

I got this from Jess over at Fat Chicks and it is amazing. I don't want to hyperlink this because I think it is really funny to read the full URL sooooo:

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

They told me I could only take on 26 five year olds. I was pretty ruthless in my answering too. I guess I'll have to reevaluate some things.

26

The Mountain Goats

2008-03-27T10:18:00.005-07:00

I love The Mountain Goats (basically just John Darnielle). His album The Sunset Tree is easily on my Top 5 Albums of all-time:

The following video is for the song This Year. Which incidentally is from The Sunset Tree:

Email me if you want me to send you some Mountain Goats. And If you don't have my email address, you probably shouldn't be emailing me.

Funny picture

2008-03-26T15:16:00.003-07:00

Here is a cell phone photo my roommate Brian emailed me. He told me he doesn't remember anything from last Friday. Luckily someone got this shot.

Think Dumb & Dumber:

HBO's science is tight

2008-03-25T12:42:00.006-07:00

Here are a couple of funny Mr. Show clips in honor of THIS exciting entertainment news:

"Hillary in the house!"

2008-03-14T15:23:00.004-07:00

Here is a great video clip of some Hillary supporters in Texas:

It's as if a large black woman is trapped inside of him.

Highlights for me: The guys dance moves and overall enthusiasm. The guy with the pony tail singing back-up vocals. Also, you'll notice right at the end there is a priceless collective awkward pause. That moment to me, accurately typifies the essence of what I think is funny. Youtube is basically a Christopher Guest movie that never ends. And I like it.

"I like American Movie....baaaaaaby..."

2008-03-12T01:48:00.007-07:00

Soooo, apologies for the shitty blog that was yesterday. It had to be done.

Today is completely dedicated to American Movie:

Please tell me you guys have seen it. It involves an aspiring horror director from Wisconsin who lets someone document his trials and tribulations. If you haven't seen it... do yourself a favor and rent it. If you have... enjoy these clips:

If you just watched these clips and haven't seen the film, do yourself a favor and fucking watch it, asshole.

Shitty blog for a day

2008-03-11T01:59:00.004-07:00

Sooooo..... hey guys! like, i kno... 2'sday? sooo lame. remember in empire records when that one person was like "whats with today, huh?" thats sooo today for me right now. i should so find that utoob clip. sooo anyways, last night was pretty cool, i just kind of laid low. my buddy darren brought over some dr peppers (in glass bottles!) and temple of doom. its definitely the best indiana jones. so check this clip. this is what im bumpin on:

Creed?! How did I miss these guys?! Honestly. Its almost like I wrote the songs becuzz they're like the soundtrack to my life. ya know? anyways, these guys rock for sure. also, did you see the preview for this:

can i tell you i luv martin lawrence? ok good. that movie looks hilarious though huh? maybe its just me though. i've been dying for martin lawrence ever since i gave up the "martin: season 2" dvd's for lent. well any who, i think thats all i wanted to say. im headed to chilis to meet up with the old man. well...my boss i should say.... who is my dad.... my shift starts in like 7 minutes. my boss is gonna be p-o'd! anyways creed rocks guys! see u l8er!

P.S, I h8 myself
P.P.S. I want 2 die

An open letter to LOST...

2008-03-10T15:24:00.001-07:00

Dear LOST,

Ever since the moment I met you my life has been different. I'll never forget our first weekend together. My roommates were out of town and we had the house all to ourselves. I remember I first watched you on the couch. I remember watching you on the floor. I even remember that weird position I watched you in on the love seat. We were so young. It was just you and me. Curtains drawn, phone off and you revealed yourself to me. With each layer you removed, the more I was drawn to you. I remember when that weekend was over and I wasn't gonna get to see you again for over a month. That was hard for me, us. All I could do was vent to my friends about how much I missed you. Only some would listen.

When you finally came back, it was heavenly. I'll never forget those first two hours we were back together. I thought it would be weird. But it wasn't. Talk about picking up where we left off. However, when those two hours were finished you were gone again. I wanted more...didn't you? So, again I waited for you. And again you blew my mind. You're a wonderful lover, but a terrible companion. You just aren't there for me Friday through Wednesday. Its almost as if I only see you for an hour a week. But I digress, our mid-week makeup sex will have to suffice.

The past few weeks must have been really hard for you. You seem vulnerable. Our Thursdays together are magical but I worry that you are telling me things I don't want to hear. Listen, I was originally attracted to you because I couldn't figure you out. As we've gotten to know each other more, I've become afraid of what you might tell me. As we continue to grow closer, I wonder more what you're hiding from me. Maybe I have trust issues, but I feel like there is something important you want to tell me. I'm here. Don't ever forget that.

Its Monday right now. I cant wait to see you this week. Where should we meet? I was thinking my place. Let me know...schnookims!

Love,

Jonathan
XOX

New Fred Simmon's Commercial

2008-03-10T12:57:00.003-07:00

This guy absolutely kills me. Here is one of his commercials.

Gold:

'Cause these are the breaks!!!

2008-03-10T11:50:00.006-07:00

There is a thin line between being friendly with kids and being creepy-friendly with kids. After watching this clip of Mr. Rogers we see that he blurs this line (i.e. "That's really nice!"). Regardless, his guest on the show is 15 years younger than me and 10 times cooler. Check it:

Robert Downey Jr.'s got soul

2008-03-07T10:45:00.010-07:00

One of these people is Jack Black. One of these people is Ben Stiller. And finally, one of these people is Robert Downey Jr. Yup. Article below. Check it:

Note: To be clear, this is not a joke. Here is the actual article. Believe it.

Fred Simmons - "King of the Demo"

2008-03-04T23:42:00.002-07:00

Very funny clip of Fred Simmons on Conan:

O.B.G. Y/N?

2008-03-03T16:02:00.006-07:00

Did everyone watch Oprah's Big Give last night?

It was on one of my 5 channels and I just happened upon it. I certainly hadn't planned on watching it. I hadn't see any ads for it on ABC. I definitely wasn't aware that it started directly after Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (often referred to as EMHE) hosted by Ty Pennington, which I didn't watch last night and have never watched.

Regardless, O.B.G was like a cross between The Amazing Race (100% swear I've never watched it) and EMHE. Oprah has decided to share the wealth despite having never shared her magazine cover. The premise of the show is contestants competing in a charity work-off. They have to find the most needy people and give things to them. However, we are treated to the awful, depressing, soul-wrenching background stories of the recipients. Here we see something interesting:

1. Oprah broadcasts stories of herself helping emotionally fragile people:

2. Millions of other emotionally fragile people tune-in and dream for an hour:

3. Oprah sells advertisements:

4. Oprah gives one person hope and millions at home false, toothfairyesque dreams:

5. Oprah uses emotionally fragile people to make money off of other emotionally fragile people. Thus expanding her ever-reaching sympathy-fucking empire into unseen horizons:

In a sense, O.B.G. is a microcosm of Oprah's vagenda. She has created a business of charity (see: Lance Armstrong) in which "good" and "hope" are spoon fed (sold) to people void of any semblance of either good or hope. O.B.G. shows you one weak person become stronger through wildly unrealistic circumstances.

Oprah uses her money to show that she can help people. Then once people believe that she is a savior, she sells things with her "life-changing" brand. This gives her more money to repeat this process on a larger scale.

Don't get me wrong here, I enjoy charity. I think its a wonderful concept. I just have a problem with Oprah selling it. Or maybe I'm just pissed she thought of it first.

Ben Kronberg on Jimmy Kimmel

2008-02-21T15:46:00.004-07:00

Last night my friend Ben was on Jimmy Kimmel Live. It was effen sweet. You can watch it right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kPtJW48yMo

Finally

2008-02-08T13:09:00.000-07:00

Or as Oprah would say it: Finaaaaalllllllllaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!

Anyways, this

fabrice fabrice

2008-01-21T13:50:00.000-07:00

yes

2008-01-08T21:14:00.000-07:00

this

2008-01-04T01:33:00.001-07:00

Merry

2007-12-22T23:17:00.000-07:00

Here you go...

2007-12-08T03:50:00.000-07:00

Green Team!

2007-11-20T12:49:00.000-07:00

Love this.

2007-11-14T02:53:00.001-07:00

Force of Nature

2007-11-12T12:05:00.000-07:00

omgomgomg

2007-10-30T01:31:00.000-07:00

Funny

2007-10-27T13:10:00.000-07:00

From World Series Game 1

2007-10-26T02:33:00.000-07:00

Royce Clayton and Coco Crisp discuss Taco Bell's Free Taco for America promo:

L'il Tupac

2007-10-22T18:10:00.001-07:00

Kid kills it in this interview

2007-10-16T21:10:00.001-07:00

Something old, something gay, something older

2007-10-16T04:00:00.000-07:00

Sorry for lagging, here's three...some you've seen, some you haven't:

SNL - Adam Sandler & Chris Farley - Schmitts Gay Beer

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ohmygodohmygodohmygod

2007-09-26T22:37:00.000-07:00

I just found out about this gem from my friend Aaron. You may have seen it already, I guess its been around a while. I'm pretty sure its the best thing I've ever seen. A lot of emotions run through me when I watch it. Anyway, its really powerful stuff.

Here you go:

Stellar

2007-09-26T12:14:00.000-07:00

$30 ROCK

2007-09-20T12:27:00.000-07:00

Livin' 'Neath The Law with Jack McBrayer

Lest We Forget...

2007-09-14T02:18:00.000-07:00

This is Jeopardy!

2007-09-12T16:04:00.000-07:00

(thanks, Scott)

Bummer

2007-09-11T10:17:00.000-07:00

The two worst things in American history rolled up into one:

Commercial country and Sept. 11th...

Do yourself a favor

2007-09-10T00:05:00.000-07:00

follow this link:
this link
(for some reason the embedding is disabled)

Life-changing

2007-09-09T00:45:00.000-07:00

Funny

2007-09-04T14:38:00.000-07:00

Dripping with irony...

2007-08-27T17:09:00.000-07:00

Hot...fit...sexy...blonde...irony:

WTF APR?!?

2007-08-23T00:31:00.000-07:00

Maybe its late. Maybe I'm a little drunk.

But what the f*ck is 0% APR financing???

average per.....average percent.....annual prorate.....annual percent rate....annual percentage rise........american poetry review...alabama public radio

YouTubular (The State Edition)

2007-08-21T21:54:00.000-07:00

PERFECTION

2007-08-12T03:08:00.000-07:00

Found this on Greg Johson's blog.

Love This Guy

2007-08-07T20:22:00.000-07:00

Love this.

He's so fired up! What an artist!

Everyone Go See...

2007-08-06T01:01:00.000-07:00

Then call me.

Then we'll talk about how f*cking amazing it was.

Also, this stars Denver comics Adam Cayton-Holland and Jim Hickox, it is funny:

Also, be sure to click the link "Real Man..." from my last post if you haven't already.

Bestest Everest?

2007-07-27T02:15:00.000-07:00

Real Man of Genius

YouTube Tuesday

2007-07-24T09:57:00.000-07:00

This:

and this:

Check back for more, later today!

What? You don't like YouTube? Asshole.

Dad, are there Go-Karts in Heaven?

2007-07-18T15:27:00.000-07:00

Last Saturday I was privileged enough to go thrift store shopping with a very good friend of mine, who is an absolute expert thrifter. I must say, I was unaware of the hidden art of digging up thrift store's finest gems. The art relies on a delicate balance of hats and theft. Among the gems uncovered, an autographed Rocky's Auto hat, signed by the Rock Man himself. Also, a few good Hawaiians, an old school Bull's hat, a Longmont baseball jersey, and some other gems. As far as theft goes, it seems wearing as much of the merchandise out as possible is vital to the art-form. The purpose here not one of frugality, but one of a much deeper significance, one that I have yet to learn.

After two ARC thrift stores in Westminster

We headed to the Sal-Army off I-25 in Denver. This store proved to be uneventful, and it was on our way back when my friend asked me the greatest question anyone has ever asked me. When I first heard it, it was a bunch of sounds muddied into words. Then the more I considered what he said, the more I realized how amazing the question was. No one has ever asked me to marry them, but I imagine thats how you feel inside when someone does. Anyway, what was I talking about? Right...the question. He said and I quote:

"Jon, do you wanna go do go-karts or do you wanna go to the titty bar?"

Visions of:

with the occasional:

danced through my head.

Naturally, the two of us decided on the titty bar and headed back to Westminster where we had driven by one earlier. While I will spare you the intimate details of our exotic adventures, I will say that the thrift store and the titty bar are not unlike each other. They both hold a quality that, if not abused, can lend you perspective on exactly how cool suburban America can be. I would never go to the thrift store or the titty bar frequently because its effect would wear off. However, some people do, and it seems to be the same proto-type who frequent both. While we found more irony in the situation than these people, we were not unlike them. We all had Hawaiian shirts and autographed Rocky's Auto hats on. Also, we were all American. God Bless.

Now if I could only get this cheap perfume off my clothes.

Baseball Pie

2007-07-11T14:55:00.001-07:00

Soooo, I saw Transformers and its absolutely spectacular. At one point in the movie a Mountain Dew machine transforms into a soda-shooting killing machine.

To sum up the movie.....think:

mixed with some:

and a whole lot of:

and a touch of:

Best Ever?

2007-06-30T15:52:00.000-07:00

Norwegian appliance rock band Hurra Torpedo:

myspace.com/hurratorpedo

iBoner

2007-06-29T15:16:00.000-07:00

Check this!

fox news
Uploaded by hotternews

Its not even like its a new invention. Its just a combo of things we are already capable of doing.

Its not like:

Its a f*cking phone!

This is funny:

HOLY F-ING S'!!!!!!!!

2007-06-28T11:46:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD! JOHN MCLANE IS BACK!

Last night I saw the new Die Hard with a couple of buddies, and it was spectacular. I can only liken it one thing:

You know the movie True Lies?

Imagine you're watching that movie, while listening to:

(I like how there is a Parental Advisory on this album cover for lyrics.)

So you're watching True Lies and listening to Cannibal Corpse all the while:

Into a pool of:

(actual still from movie)

Its that kind of movie. Definitely a must-see for all ages!!!

I explained all this to my brother and he said:

"Oh, so its like JAWS IV."

Exactly Sam! Only, MORE SHARKS!!!

And for dessert:

In other words...

2007-06-27T17:52:00.000-07:00

THIS:

MINUS THIS:

EQUALS THIS:

Keaton

2007-06-27T14:10:00.000-07:00

Last night, victimized by my cable I watched Multiplicity, starring Michael Keaton.

About 15 minutes in I thought: "You know what this movie needs? More Keaton."

Sure enough, the movie delivered in a big way!

Soooo much Keaton!

"MORE KEATON!"

Kill Yourself

2007-06-27T13:49:00.000-07:00

Manolo Blahnik, $14,000

If you bought these shoes, you should probably just kill yourself.

Naaaaah Brah!

2007-06-27T11:29:00.001-07:00

Lake Tahoe wild fires resurge.

"Not Tahoe brah!"

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire"

"Did the Gnar Bar burn down?"

Bye Space

2007-06-07T01:58:00.001-07:00

So, for a plethora of reasons, I've packed up my things and moved in here.