Merry

Here you go...

Green Team!

Love this.

Force of Nature

omgomgomg

Funny

From World Series Game 1

Royce Clayton and Coco Crisp discuss Taco Bell's Free Taco for America promo:

L'il Tupac

Kid kills it in this interview

Something old, something gay, something older

Sorry for lagging, here's three...some you've seen, some you haven't:



SNL - Adam Sandler & Chris Farley - Schmitts Gay Beer

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ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I just found out about this gem from my friend Aaron. You may have seen it already, I guess its been around a while. I'm pretty sure its the best thing I've ever seen. A lot of emotions run through me when I watch it. Anyway, its really powerful stuff.

Here you go:

Stellar

$30 ROCK

Lest We Forget...

This is Jeopardy!

(thanks, Scott)

Bummer

The two worst things in American history rolled up into one:

Commercial country and Sept. 11th...

Do yourself a favor

follow this link:
this link
(for some reason the embedding is disabled)

Life-changing

Funny

Dripping with irony...

Hot...fit...sexy...blonde...irony:

WTF APR?!?

Maybe its late. Maybe I'm a little drunk.

But what the f*ck is 0% APR financing???



average per.....average percent.....annual prorate.....annual percent rate....annual percentage rise........american poetry review...alabama public radio

YouTubular (The State Edition)

PERFECTION

Found this on Greg Johson's blog.

Love This Guy

Love this.



He's so fired up! What an artist!

Everyone Go See...

Then call me.

Then we'll talk about how f*cking amazing it was.

Also, this stars Denver comics Adam Cayton-Holland and Jim Hickox, it is funny:




Also, be sure to click the link "Real Man..." from my last post if you haven't already.

Bestest Everest?

Real Man of Genius

YouTube Tuesday

This:



and this:



Check back for more, later today!

What? You don't like YouTube? Asshole.

Dad, are there Go-Karts in Heaven?

Last Saturday I was privileged enough to go thrift store shopping with a very good friend of mine, who is an absolute expert thrifter. I must say, I was unaware of the hidden art of digging up thrift store's finest gems. The art relies on a delicate balance of hats and theft. Among the gems uncovered, an autographed Rocky's Auto hat, signed by the Rock Man himself. Also, a few good Hawaiians, an old school Bull's hat, a Longmont baseball jersey, and some other gems. As far as theft goes, it seems wearing as much of the merchandise out as possible is vital to the art-form. The purpose here not one of frugality, but one of a much deeper significance, one that I have yet to learn.

After two ARC thrift stores in Westminster



We headed to the Sal-Army off I-25 in Denver. This store proved to be uneventful, and it was on our way back when my friend asked me the greatest question anyone has ever asked me. When I first heard it, it was a bunch of sounds muddied into words. Then the more I considered what he said, the more I realized how amazing the question was. No one has ever asked me to marry them, but I imagine thats how you feel inside when someone does. Anyway, what was I talking about? Right...the question. He said and I quote:

"Jon, do you wanna go do go-karts or do you wanna go to the titty bar?"

Visions of:





with the occasional:



danced through my head.

Naturally, the two of us decided on the titty bar and headed back to Westminster where we had driven by one earlier. While I will spare you the intimate details of our exotic adventures, I will say that the thrift store and the titty bar are not unlike each other. They both hold a quality that, if not abused, can lend you perspective on exactly how cool suburban America can be. I would never go to the thrift store or the titty bar frequently because its effect would wear off. However, some people do, and it seems to be the same proto-type who frequent both. While we found more irony in the situation than these people, we were not unlike them. We all had Hawaiian shirts and autographed Rocky's Auto hats on. Also, we were all American. God Bless.

Now if I could only get this cheap perfume off my clothes.

Baseball Pie

Soooo, I saw Transformers and its absolutely spectacular. At one point in the movie a Mountain Dew machine transforms into a soda-shooting killing machine.

To sum up the movie.....think:



mixed with some:



and a whole lot of:



and a touch of:

Best Ever?

Norwegian appliance rock band Hurra Torpedo:



myspace.com/hurratorpedo

iBoner

Check this!


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Its not even like its a new invention. Its just a combo of things we are already capable of doing.

Its not like:



Its a f*cking phone!





This is funny:

HOLY F-ING S'!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD! JOHN MCLANE IS BACK!





Last night I saw the new Die Hard with a couple of buddies, and it was spectacular. I can only liken it one thing:


You know the movie True Lies?





Imagine you're watching that movie, while listening to:




(I like how there is a Parental Advisory on this album cover for lyrics.)


So you're watching True Lies and listening to Cannibal Corpse all the while:





Into a pool of:



(actual still from movie)


Its that kind of movie. Definitely a must-see for all ages!!!

I explained all this to my brother and he said:

"Oh, so its like JAWS IV."

Exactly Sam! Only, MORE SHARKS!!!



And for dessert:

In other words...

THIS:




MINUS THIS:





EQUALS THIS:

Keaton

Last night, victimized by my cable I watched Multiplicity, starring Michael Keaton.





About 15 minutes in I thought: "You know what this movie needs? More Keaton."


Sure enough, the movie delivered in a big way!





Soooo much Keaton!








"MORE KEATON!"

Kill Yourself

Manolo Blahnik, $14,000





If you bought these shoes, you should probably just kill yourself.

Naaaaah Brah!

Lake Tahoe wild fires resurge.

"Not Tahoe brah!"



"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire"



"Did the Gnar Bar burn down?"

Bye Space

So, for a plethora of reasons, I've packed up my things and moved in here.