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Norwegian appliance rock band Hurra Torpedo:



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Its not even like its a new invention. Its just a combo of things we are already capable of doing.

Its not like:



Its a f*cking phone!





This is funny:

HOLY F-ING S'!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD! JOHN MCLANE IS BACK!





Last night I saw the new Die Hard with a couple of buddies, and it was spectacular. I can only liken it one thing:


You know the movie True Lies?





Imagine you're watching that movie, while listening to:




(I like how there is a Parental Advisory on this album cover for lyrics.)


So you're watching True Lies and listening to Cannibal Corpse all the while:





Into a pool of:



(actual still from movie)


Its that kind of movie. Definitely a must-see for all ages!!!

I explained all this to my brother and he said:

"Oh, so its like JAWS IV."

Exactly Sam! Only, MORE SHARKS!!!



And for dessert:

In other words...

THIS:




MINUS THIS:





EQUALS THIS:

Keaton

Last night, victimized by my cable I watched Multiplicity, starring Michael Keaton.





About 15 minutes in I thought: "You know what this movie needs? More Keaton."


Sure enough, the movie delivered in a big way!





Soooo much Keaton!








"MORE KEATON!"

Kill Yourself

Manolo Blahnik, $14,000





If you bought these shoes, you should probably just kill yourself.

Naaaaah Brah!

Lake Tahoe wild fires resurge.

"Not Tahoe brah!"



"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire"



"Did the Gnar Bar burn down?"