"Hillary in the house!"

Here is a great video clip of some Hillary supporters in Texas:

It's as if a large black woman is trapped inside of him.

Highlights for me:  The guys dance moves and overall enthusiasm.  The guy with the pony tail singing back-up vocals.  Also, you'll notice right at the end there is a priceless collective awkward pause.  That moment to me, accurately typifies the essence of what I think is funny.  Youtube is basically a Christopher Guest movie that never ends.  And I like it.

"I like American Movie....baaaaaaby..."

Soooo, apologies for the shitty blog that was yesterday. It had to be done.

Today is completely dedicated to American Movie:



Please tell me you guys have seen it. It involves an aspiring horror director from Wisconsin who lets someone document his trials and tribulations. If you haven't seen it... do yourself a favor and rent it. If you have... enjoy these clips:







If you just watched these clips and haven't seen the film, do yourself a favor and fucking watch it, asshole.

Shitty blog for a day

Sooooo..... hey guys! like, i kno... 2'sday? sooo lame. remember in empire records when that one person was like "whats with today, huh?" thats sooo today for me right now. i should so find that utoob clip. sooo anyways, last night was pretty cool, i just kind of laid low. my buddy darren brought over some dr peppers (in glass bottles!) and temple of doom. its definitely the best indiana jones. so check this clip. this is what im bumpin on:



Creed?! How did I miss these guys?! Honestly. Its almost like I wrote the songs becuzz they're like the soundtrack to my life. ya know? anyways, these guys rock for sure. also, did you see the preview for this:



can i tell you i luv martin lawrence? ok good. that movie looks hilarious though huh? maybe its just me though. i've been dying for martin lawrence ever since i gave up the "martin: season 2" dvd's for lent. well any who, i think thats all i wanted to say. im headed to chilis to meet up with the old man. well...my boss i should say.... who is my dad.... my shift starts in like 7 minutes. my boss is gonna be p-o'd! anyways creed rocks guys! see u l8er!


P.S, I h8 myself
P.P.S. I want 2 die

An open letter to LOST...

Dear LOST,

Ever since the moment I met you my life has been different. I'll never forget our first weekend together. My roommates were out of town and we had the house all to ourselves. I remember I first watched you on the couch. I remember watching you on the floor. I even remember that weird position I watched you in on the love seat. We were so young. It was just you and me. Curtains drawn, phone off and you revealed yourself to me. With each layer you removed, the more I was drawn to you. I remember when that weekend was over and I wasn't gonna get to see you again for over a month. That was hard for me, us. All I could do was vent to my friends about how much I missed you. Only some would listen.

When you finally came back, it was heavenly. I'll never forget those first two hours we were back together. I thought it would be weird. But it wasn't. Talk about picking up where we left off. However, when those two hours were finished you were gone again. I wanted more...didn't you? So, again I waited for you. And again you blew my mind. You're a wonderful lover, but a terrible companion. You just aren't there for me Friday through Wednesday. Its almost as if I only see you for an hour a week. But I digress, our mid-week makeup sex will have to suffice.

The past few weeks must have been really hard for you. You seem vulnerable. Our Thursdays together are magical but I worry that you are telling me things I don't want to hear. Listen, I was originally attracted to you because I couldn't figure you out. As we've gotten to know each other more, I've become afraid of what you might tell me. As we continue to grow closer, I wonder more what you're hiding from me. Maybe I have trust issues, but I feel like there is something important you want to tell me. I'm here. Don't ever forget that.

Its Monday right now. I cant wait to see you this week. Where should we meet? I was thinking my place. Let me know...schnookims!

Love,

Jonathan
XOX

New Fred Simmon's Commercial

This guy absolutely kills me. Here is one of his commercials.

Gold:

'Cause these are the breaks!!!

There is a thin line between being friendly with kids and being creepy-friendly with kids. After watching this clip of Mr. Rogers we see that he blurs this line (i.e. "That's really nice!"). Regardless, his guest on the show is 15 years younger than me and 10 times cooler. Check it: