Nelly (the rapper...not my childhood dog)

OMG! St. Louis:  Here we are in "The Lou."  We went to the Cardinal's game tonight, it was cool I guess.  New baseball parks are essentially malls with infields.  This is awesome if you're fat and from The Lou.  Regardless, we know what you're thinking and YES we listened to Nelly upon driving into the city.  Coincidence? I think not.  Anypoop, things are pretty sweet.  We went to the Arch today. Jeff insists it is technically some type of parabola.  Basically, St. Louis (according to Jeff) is the "parabola to the west."  We ate BBQ in Kansas City earlier today.  You could liken this to getting "lucky" in a whorehouse. Shit was ace. Judging by the autographed pictures on the wall, I support Jimmy Carter circa 1980. The man understands fiscal responsibility AND the pulled pork.  Uhm... So I guess I should give you a YouTube, huh?  Here you go:

No Dorothy, we actually are...

I'm currently in a Day's Inn in Hays, Kansas.  If you Google "hays kansas" it says "did you mean: not hays kansas?" Though let me tell you, Hays is amazing this time of year. My friend Jeff and I naturally ate at Applebees and obviously got boneless buffalo wings.  You order boneless wings in the midwest, its just what you do.   You meet the bartender, he tells you that Wal-Mart is fun after a few beers.  From there, you obviously head to Wal-Mart and buy your own WWF "unanimous"  title-belt (There were several unanimous title-belts for sale there which seems a bit of a faux pas to me).  Anyways, I'm just saying... You go to Applebees then Wal-Mart when you're in the midwest: Its just what you do.  Another thing, upon checking in the motel the woman at the desk said, and this isn't a joke "Would you like a smoking room or a non-smoking room?" to which Jeff replied "Smoking...I guess" and she replied "Well, we are a non-smoking Day's Inn so we can't help you there."  Anyways, 227 is an amazing room and this video is pretty ace too:

Weird